Inaugural Post

Call it finally joining the 21st Century or drinking the Kool-aide, but here it is boys and girls: My Very First Blog Entry.

*waits for groans to subside*

Done?

Good. Because you’ll miss this next part. I have a gigantic head, huge, and I’m under the delusion that people want to read what falls out of my fevered brain. Right now some of you are thinking, “This can only end poorly, for I’ve read her Facebook posts, and if she hasn’t been arrested yet, she soon will be.” Concern, noted. I very much hope to finish out 2009 with a lawsuit free record. Additionally, so as not to piss off the natives around here, I’ll assign friends and family pseudonyms when sharing stories on this do-thingy. Although I should warn you, I’m about as creative as Peter Griffin. (Yes, there will be copious amounts of Family Guy references, as well as Seinfeld, Simpsons, 30 Rock and any movie made during the ‘80s. Try to keep up.)

Okay, finally to the point of this inaugural post! This first entry is very important because it will establish the tone of this site from here on out. I debated whether I should make this first post politically themed, but why go full Ann Coulter on my first day? Plenty of time for that later. Instead, I’ve decided to head straight past the trash and right into the gutter with this little gem I saw trolling the intertoobs instead of writing a 25 page rough draft. South Carolina, you’re hitting 2-0 right now in the kinky sex department. I’d say “equine rape” might put you over the top. Shame, it’s such a pretty state, too.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9BOST180&show_article=1

Query: Honestly, who here thought about whether he used a stool or some piled up hay to carry out this twisted deed? I know I’m not the only sick puppy around here who pondered that.