Friday Night Round Up

Didn't accomplish much today since I went out last night and consumed a few too many adult beverages. Don't regret a damn thing though. Just in case anyone is asking. Pictures may or may not be forthcoming.

Here are a few things I found interesting as I was recovering from my hangover:

10.2% FUNemployment! Joy! I'm sure to have lots of fun in the future since my grades are so craptastic! Cheer up, folks, it could've been worse, at least that's what the smart people in D.C. tell me.












Health insurance is great if you've got it and even better when Uncle Sam makes you get it or else. True, the 5 year jail penalty is the worst case scenario, but really if I'm going to get hauled off to the big house for disobeying a law it better be for a good reason like embezzlement or trafficking in pixie dust. Go big or go home, I say.

Gibbs: "Can You Imagine if, 5 Years Ago, People Had Protested With Hitler Pictures?!?"

Yes, yes I can Mr. Gibbs. In fact, The Weekly Standard as a fantastic collection of the many times patriotic Amurricans compared Pres. Bush to Hitler. It's called the 'Internet' Gibbs, and Google is a mean mistress. You also might want to send a memo to other Admin officials not to get caught on video spouting their admiration of Chairman Mao, or 9/11 conspiracy theories lest they end up on that delicious time waster known as YouTube.

Former Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin is in the lower 48. Today was Wisconsin. Next month she hits Texas. Guess where my ass is going to be Dec. 4th?


Not everything is about politics today:

Miss England Relinquishes Crown After Bar Fight h/t AoSHQ Better idea: Make this a new category in the beauty pageant. It'll boost the hell out of ratings.

Showing some love to 30 Rock

Proof that my obsession with bacon isn't as bad as this person's