I really do wonder how most of us survive into adulthood. Well, at least physically. Mentally some of us aren't there yet, and some will never reach it.



I love to hate cats.

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Finally received Sarah Palin's book, "Going Rogue," in the mail. I've started reading it, and her "voice" really comes through. As much as I'd love to stay up all night and read some more of it, I've got to hit the sack. I've been up so long my eye balls are burning.

As stated by The Sandlot, "I don't care [that] you have Palin's book. At least let us know how the read is so far," so expect a review of "Going Rogue" in the coming days. And yes, I am capable of giving an unbiased review, what do you think I am, an Obamabot? At least I'll finish the book before I give a full review unlike this lazy ass journalist. She's paid to give a review of a book, and she can't finish it but nonetheless goes on air and gives her opinion about the entire book. The link is to another blogger's site expressing his disgust at this laziness. No way in hell am I giving that journalist a link.

Local Coverage of Book Signings: MI, IN

Terrific New Palin Video

North Carolina pit stop

Sarah Palin's Book Signing

Slow night, folks! I could scrounge up some steaming hot links, but I'll wait until later in the week. In the meantime, no hair pulling!

Friday Night Round Up

Didn't accomplish much today since I went out last night and consumed a few too many adult beverages. Don't regret a damn thing though. Just in case anyone is asking. Pictures may or may not be forthcoming.

Here are a few things I found interesting as I was recovering from my hangover:

10.2% FUNemployment! Joy! I'm sure to have lots of fun in the future since my grades are so craptastic! Cheer up, folks, it could've been worse, at least that's what the smart people in D.C. tell me.












Health insurance is great if you've got it and even better when Uncle Sam makes you get it or else. True, the 5 year jail penalty is the worst case scenario, but really if I'm going to get hauled off to the big house for disobeying a law it better be for a good reason like embezzlement or trafficking in pixie dust. Go big or go home, I say.

Gibbs: "Can You Imagine if, 5 Years Ago, People Had Protested With Hitler Pictures?!?"

Yes, yes I can Mr. Gibbs. In fact, The Weekly Standard as a fantastic collection of the many times patriotic Amurricans compared Pres. Bush to Hitler. It's called the 'Internet' Gibbs, and Google is a mean mistress. You also might want to send a memo to other Admin officials not to get caught on video spouting their admiration of Chairman Mao, or 9/11 conspiracy theories lest they end up on that delicious time waster known as YouTube.

Former Alaskan Gov. Sarah Palin is in the lower 48. Today was Wisconsin. Next month she hits Texas. Guess where my ass is going to be Dec. 4th?


Not everything is about politics today:

Miss England Relinquishes Crown After Bar Fight h/t AoSHQ Better idea: Make this a new category in the beauty pageant. It'll boost the hell out of ratings.

Showing some love to 30 Rock

Proof that my obsession with bacon isn't as bad as this person's

Ft. Hood Thoughts

Update: Here's the picture of the police officer who stopped the shooter from killing more people. Sgt. Kimberly Munley, who looks to be about 5'4" and about 120 lbs. This little lady went in guns blazing and in return suffered several gunshot wounds. Well done and it must be gratifying to know that a girl knocked the spit right out of that crazy man's mouth.

Update 2: Turns out the shooter is very much alive albeit in a coma. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out when they drag his mangled ass before a military court. You couldn't bribe me with enough KitKat bars to defend this bag of bones.

Sad day at Fort Hood. Thoughts go out to the families of those who have lost their loved ones and to those who have been injured. To that cold slab of meat sitting in the Army morgue: You're a disgrace to your family and to the uniform you wore. You were no man, but a weak sack of bones who took from this nation good people who proudly wore the uniform you so easily shat on. Have fun licking Satan's pickle for an eternity.

Inaugural Post

Call it finally joining the 21st Century or drinking the Kool-aide, but here it is boys and girls: My Very First Blog Entry.

*waits for groans to subside*

Done?

Good. Because you’ll miss this next part. I have a gigantic head, huge, and I’m under the delusion that people want to read what falls out of my fevered brain. Right now some of you are thinking, “This can only end poorly, for I’ve read her Facebook posts, and if she hasn’t been arrested yet, she soon will be.” Concern, noted. I very much hope to finish out 2009 with a lawsuit free record. Additionally, so as not to piss off the natives around here, I’ll assign friends and family pseudonyms when sharing stories on this do-thingy. Although I should warn you, I’m about as creative as Peter Griffin. (Yes, there will be copious amounts of Family Guy references, as well as Seinfeld, Simpsons, 30 Rock and any movie made during the ‘80s. Try to keep up.)

Okay, finally to the point of this inaugural post! This first entry is very important because it will establish the tone of this site from here on out. I debated whether I should make this first post politically themed, but why go full Ann Coulter on my first day? Plenty of time for that later. Instead, I’ve decided to head straight past the trash and right into the gutter with this little gem I saw trolling the intertoobs instead of writing a 25 page rough draft. South Carolina, you’re hitting 2-0 right now in the kinky sex department. I’d say “equine rape” might put you over the top. Shame, it’s such a pretty state, too.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9BOST180&show_article=1

Query: Honestly, who here thought about whether he used a stool or some piled up hay to carry out this twisted deed? I know I’m not the only sick puppy around here who pondered that.